Student: Mrs. Davis, can I aksed you a question?
Me: I don’t know. If you’ve already axed me, then I probably can’t help you.
Student: Huh? I just need to aksed you a question?
Me: Right, and I think the word you’re looking for is ASK me a question. If you’ve AXED me, then you literally got an axe and tried to kill me.
Student: Oh. (long pause) OH!